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Hokey Doodles, lookit all of this neat-o stuff!!!

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Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

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this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

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hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I have a serious problem and personal vendetta with renamed shit because boys are too fragile and scared to use a word that already exists for what they’re doing/using. 
Manscara and Guy-liner? No one is fooled you are litereally wearing make up just OWN IT
Bromance? I know this has a slightly different definition than its original source but come ON
Mangagement Ring? seriously
Man Cave? That’s not even a portmanteau it’s just a stupid-ass name for a den
Soap…FOR MEN/Shampoo…FOR MEN because being clean is for GIRLS
Mangria because fruity alcohol is obviously only for girls and Adam Carolla knows how to market to idiots
I mean are you seriously that scared of femininity that EVERYTHING that could be even close to being associated with a feminine activity must have a name that has more wieners associated with it? 
Such scaredy pissbabies I don’t even understand

This is literally one of the reasons that some men think feminism is only for women. Because it starts with fem. I’m not even just generalising, I have heard that argument countless times.
'WHY IS IT CALLED FEMINISM IF IT'S FOR MEN TOO??
Because it is so beyond them to understand that something for both genders wouldn’t be 1000% no-homo labelled. If feminism was called fucking (fe)MANism we wouldn’t have this fucking problem. Jesus Christ.

heichoudrivingtheimpala:

stablercake:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I have a serious problem and personal vendetta with renamed shit because boys are too fragile and scared to use a word that already exists for what they’re doing/using. 

Manscara and Guy-liner? No one is fooled you are litereally wearing make up just OWN IT

Bromance? I know this has a slightly different definition than its original source but come ON

Mangagement Ring? seriously

Man Cave? That’s not even a portmanteau it’s just a stupid-ass name for a den

Soap…FOR MEN/Shampoo…FOR MEN because being clean is for GIRLS

Mangria because fruity alcohol is obviously only for girls and Adam Carolla knows how to market to idiots

I mean are you seriously that scared of femininity that EVERYTHING that could be even close to being associated with a feminine activity must have a name that has more wieners associated with it? 

Such scaredy pissbabies I don’t even understand

This is literally one of the reasons that some men think feminism is only for women. Because it starts with fem. I’m not even just generalising, I have heard that argument countless times.

'WHY IS IT CALLED FEMINISM IF IT'S FOR MEN TOO??

Because it is so beyond them to understand that something for both genders wouldn’t be 1000% no-homo labelled. If feminism was called fucking (fe)MANism we wouldn’t have this fucking problem. Jesus Christ.

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Filed under seeeriously i worked at CVS and we had all the guy soap and shampoo in AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT AISLE from the ladies stuff like come on

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“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

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I VIOLENTLY ACCEPT THAT HEADCANON

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